FruVider

 “G’day g’day- wait no, that’s Australian, hang on, lemme start over- ahem- ‘Ello ‘ello, welcome to London! The weather may be shite- am I allowed to say that on TV?- but the riders are geared up to fight, and it will be quite a sight- ain’t that right, Archie? Whew, I’m a regular William Wordsworth, I am.” “William Wordsworth would be rolling in his grave if he heard your terrible impression of the Queen’s English… do me a favour and stick to your usual… thing. It’s not much better, but it’s a start.” H: “But I’ve got an entire list